- Bought on by long-term reasonitis
The US Center for Disease Control issued a
warning about a sudden and massive outbreak of Spockophobia as a result of insidious
reasonitis perverting the country’s thinking public.
Dr. Logia Call, head of psychiatry at the
Center’s Center for Logical Studies, said the unreasonable fear of logic, so
common among non-thinkers, has spread into the thinking population and
threatens to mass strong minds into the same emotional muddle. The condition
has now reached the final frontier, Dr. Call warns.
Spockophobia, named after the timeless Dr.
Spock character in the original Star Trek series, describes an irrational fear
of reasonable thought and understanding. In the typical logical process, Dr.
Call explains, people connect with reality, think about the facts of reality,
look for evidence to support those facts, and make conclusions based on facts
that actually exist in reality and support their thought process.
“When A=A becomes just too much to bear,
the weak-minded reject the facts of reality and withdraw to a place where A=B,”
Dr. Call explains. “When a non-thinker retreats into a fantasy world, little is
lost. However, when thinkers start to draw conclusions from a place where A=B, Houston,
we have a problem.”
Reason is the power of the mind to think,
understand and form judgments using logic. For many years now, confirmed Dr.
Call, more and more people are ducking their responsibility to think for
themselves and yielding to those who are more than happy to do it for them,
ultimately to their great cost and to that of everyone else.
“Reasonitis started it all,” confirmed Dr.
Call. “The fear of thinking crops up from some of our most basic insecurities
and in particular, a fear of making decisions. We want to withdraw into a
childlike state and have an adult make decisions for us. But it’s one thing for
the weak-minded to live in a fantasy world. It’s quite another for everyone to
do it. If this lifts off, we will live short and dwindle.”
Research from the Center shows that
government programs designed to keep adults in a childlike state are at least
mostly to blame. Eternal childhood leads to a takeover by manipulative
do-gooders and frauds that reap the benefits of power.
According to Dougald Goodenough, Racket Coordinator at the Office of the Comptroller of the Citizenry, almost half the
population receives a check from the government. That could be anything,
including Medicaid and Medicare, Social Security, food stamps, government
schools, National school lunch programs, National school breakfast programs, housing
vouchers, Woman, Infants and Children, Foster Care, Child Care Mandatory &
Matching funds—the list goes on and on.
“Those who accuse government of corrupting
the public are chicken littles,” said Manfried Pillraton, Senior Dependency
Officer in the Department of Advanced Paradox and People Management. “We are
helping those who choose to live in a fantasy world. Without us they’d have to
think for themselves, make decisions and possibly fail. We ensure their
self-esteem is never challenged. This is not a con game.”
But when the rational population lifts off,
Spockophobia perverts the normal thought process and people come to believe the
government is the solution to all problems. Need your snowmobile trail groomed?
Calling the government becomes the logical response. Over time, government’s
power becomes godlike.
“Fear of thinking can be overcome but it
won’t be easy,” said Dr. Call. “It means taking responsibility for our
decisions, overcoming the fear of making mistakes and finding purpose in our
lives, something government discourages people from doing.”
Is a cure possible? Dr. Call said the
condition could cure itself if there is no one to complain to or if people are
just left to be self-reliant. In a world where everyone is a child, no one is a
child. However, should a strong individual or group decide to become the
father-like figure, we will go where we have oft gone before, with perilous results.